What Are People Saying About "Epic Swords Guy"?

The ONION, “America’s Finest News Source,” sought the opinions of several random people regarding the recent shooting death of Mario “Epic Swords Guy” Majorski by security guards outside of the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre:

Source: http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/sword_wielding_man_shot_at?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Although the people questioned do seem clueless on the subject of Scientology, they are nowhere near as misinformed as members of the hate group known as “Anonymous.”

Tom Newton

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57 comments so far

  1. Anonymous on

    Toooooooooom answer the Anon preaches death to America picture having NOTHING to do with Anon, I’m not going to answer anything else till you just admit you are wrong :p

  2. Anonymous on

    Tom, Tom.You don’t know what the Onion is, now do you?

  3. Anonymous on

    http://www.texasrainmaker.com/2007/03/20/supporting-the-troops/Is the picture behind “Anonymous Preaches Death to America” Reading the article reveals even further that anonymous has nothing to do with this.Once again tom, you have utterly, utterly failed you dimwitted sack of dogshit. I will be posting this every single time you add a new article so everyone that reads this craptastic blog knows how much of a gigantic retarded faggot you are.OH LOL WAIT, WE ALL DO ALREADY HAAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOL

  4. Anonymous on

    Anonymous is a hategroup.

  5. Anonymous on

    Anonymous never forgets.

  6. Anonymous on

    An hero.Do it faggot.

  7. Anonymous on

    <>this site is evidently a troll<>

  8. Anonymous on

    We must eliminate this site with the LOIC , charge you lazers anon . . we are in for ultimate carnage !!!

  9. Anonymous on

    Pleased to meet you, I’m an anteater

  10. Anonymous on

    “Anonymous is a hategroup.”^Nice try tommygirl.

  11. Anonymous on

    Ironically the onion is about the most factual thing Tom has ever cited.

  12. Anonymous on

    THE ONION IS A HATE GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Jeff on

    This is insane. Tom Newton is easily the most dense person I have come across on the internet. Does he actually realize that The Onion is fake?I think this whole site is one massive troll.

  14. Anonymous on

    http://www.texasrainmaker.com/2007/03/20/supporting-the-troops/Is the picture behind “Anonymous Preaches Death to America” Reading the article reveals even further that anonymous has nothing to do with this.

  15. Naknei on


    here is another Onion story about anonymous people

  16. Naknei on

    “This is insane. Tom Newton is easily the most dense person I have come across on the internet. Does he actually realize that The Onion is fake? I think this whole site is one massive troll.”<>I think he thinks it is a ligament news source. he is using a search engine and powers through news articles till he finds a favorable one for his misinformation how ever he missed this quote.“What an outlandish and wildly far-fetched story. Of course, as a Scientologist myself, I naturally believe every word of it without question.”<>

  17. CaptnCrunch on

    Anonymous is what sticks to your toilet bowl after a long and intensive shit.

  18. Anonymous on

    Dr4g0nK1d (JedineKazama), Cody Delano (Bodyxpolitic), Tehbigtoaster, and ebaumsworld are the haters behind the vandalism and other attacks on your church and its staff and members.Cody Delano (Bodyxpolitic) is the leader of Anonymous.Dr4g0nK1d (aka JedineKazama) is the one who pissed all over your preciousssss org

  19. Anonymous on

    ^You can keep trying Tom but your samefaggotry is just an exercise in futility.

  20. Anonymous on

    ^Obsessed much?

  21. Anonymous on

    I have a question for pro-Scientology and anti-Scientology people. Hopefully the blogger will make this a poll.<>Scientology performed illegal infiltration of government offices over 30 years ago, should Scientology still be criticized for that crime?<>

  22. Anonymous on

    Tom is a nigger

  23. Anonymous on

    “I have a question for pro-Scientology and anti-Scientology people. Hopefully the blogger will make this a poll.Scientology performed illegal infiltration of government offices over 30 years ago, should Scientology still be criticized for that crime?”Fuckoff and die faggot

  24. Naknei on

    “Scientology performed illegal infiltration of government offices over 30 years ago, should Scientology still be criticized for that crime?”Pro-Scientology answer: “Fuckoff and die faggot”My turn I guess. I am more neutral then Anonymous, but I lean to the “anti-Scientology” side of this.<>My answer is yes, all groups must be accountable for their pasts. For example Christians are still criticized for the Crusades that happened over 300 years ago.<>

  25. Anonymous on

    <>Tom is a nigger<>Keep trying Tom, you won’t achieve anything but it’s fun to watch

  26. Anonymous on

    ^nice try, newfag

  27. Anonymous on

    ^nice try tomfag

  28. Anonymous on

    Tom i hate you so much. If i ever see you in LA i will kill you!

  29. Anonymous on

    ^don’t kill Tom he is so funny

  30. Anonymous on

    “Tom i hate you so much. If i ever see you in LA i will kill you!”^nice try tomfag

  31. Anonymous on

    Hey Tom did you know that Picture about anonymous “preaching Death to America” has absolutely NOTHING to do with anon?Here check it out at this blog 🙂http://www.texasrainmaker.com/2007/03/20/supporting-the-troops/

  32. Anonymous on

    Another failed week for Anonymous. Congratulations.

  33. Anonymous on

    ^Nice try, Tom.

  34. Anonymous on

    ^Nice try failure.

  35. Anonymous on

    ^ Hey tom please answer the whole death to america thing? :S

  36. The Shadow on

    LOL TomIf you’re going to use MY quote, at least credit me with it.“His swords were epic, his chest is swiss cheese” was made up by me, you and I both know that, and anyone can go on the website you got that from. You douchebag

  37. Anonymous on

    ^stop egofagging, faggot

  38. Anonymous on

    ^ Hello did you ignore the whole “Anonymous Preaches “DEATH TO AMERICA”” thing again? :S I;m really thinking your too stubborn to admit your wrong on anything :S

  39. Anonymous on

    ^ Tom is a fucking idiot. Of course he would never admit he’s wrong.

  40. Anonymous on

    ^no u

  41. Anonymous on

    ^Come on Tom, just admit how pathetically wrong you are and we can all move on.

  42. Anonymous on

    STFU anonorange.

  43. Anonymous on

    Don’t worry Tom, everyone understands what an annoyance you find reality to be.

  44. Anonymous on

    Hey Tom did you know that Picture about anonymous “preaching Death to America” has absolutely NOTHING to do with anon?Here check it out at this blog 🙂http://www.texasrainmaker.com/2007/03/20/supporting-the-troops/

  45. Anonymous on

    Tom’s latest youtube socktroll=Scygoons.Seems to have an unhealthy obsession about cock.

  46. Anonymous on

    Tom Newton is a nigger.

  47. Anonymous on

    ^Nice try Tom.

  48. Anonymous on

    Running a whois search on http://www.silenceisbetrayal.org quite possibly reveals Tom Newton’s dox. In a previous article, Tom used a counterfeited document originally made by Delorme McKee-Stovall. Contacting her by email or phone reveals that the document Tom put up is a fabrication. The website Tom lists, hateistheenemy.org, redirects to silenceisbetrayal.org, a blog very similar to Tom’s usual trolling. Whois searches on both those sites reveal Tom Schulz in California as the owner. Look for yourselves, knowledge is free.

  49. Anonymous on

    ^Fail.

  50. Anonymous on

    ^Mail

  51. Anonymous on

    ^Nice try Tomgirl

  52. Anonymous on

    Where’s your book you talked about, Tom? Is it another Tom Newton lie that everyone has come to expect from you? Do you have a problem with telling the truth?

  53. Anonymous on

    Anonymous has failed to take down the Church of Scientology and has yet to put even a dent in the Church. But at least you guys have AnonOrange.

  54. Anonymous on

    This Blog has yet to put a dent in Anonymous, much less slow them down, but at least you have Tom Newton.

  55. Anonymous on

    The church is damaged enough. Only a matter of time now.

  56. Anonymous on

    ^LOL

  57. TomNewton on

    I’m a lying apologist for a cult.


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