Mark "Fappy" Bunker

Mark Bunker’s old nickname “Wise Beard Man” no longer applies–if it ever did. He’s a duplicious demagogue; a paid bigot and agitator; a front man for a network of extremists. But what to name him?

I think I found the answer:

After examining the following videos in which Bunker announced that David Miscavige will now be known as “Slappy,” I was taken aback at just how elated the man was. Mark Bunker is a bully, and a proud one at that.

What bothered me most was his endless self-congratulation at having been so inventive with his name-calling. Anonymous members might say he was absolutely FAPPY with himself:

1. fappy
A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate.
Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues!
Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fappy




QUESTION: What does giving DM the nickname “Slappy” say about Mark’s journalistic integrity?



From this point forward, Mark Bunker will now be referred to as “Fappy.”

Tom Newton

UPDATE:

For those of you offended by the word “fappy,” note that the word is used almost exclusively by members of Anonymous : GOOGLE SEARCH Anonymous & Fapping

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